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Total Medals Earned: 219 (From 53 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,700 Points

Alien Hominid Xtreme

Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/500 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Army Helmet 10 Points

Unlock the Army Helmet.

Big Boy 10 Points

Buy all the Gun Upgrades.

Boom Baby 10 Points

Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.

Dad n' Me 10 Points

Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.

Don't hurt me 10 Points

Buy all the Shield Upgrades.

Elvis 10 Points

Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.

I would hover 4000 meters 10 Points

Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.

Orange Cap 10 Points

Unlock the Orange Cap.

Party Hat 10 Points

Unlock the Party Hat.

Pimp my ride 10 Points

Buy all the Engine Upgrades.

Slippery 10 Points

Buy all the Oil Upgrades.

And another 4000 25 Points

Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.

And I would hover 4000 more 25 Points

Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.

An Xtreme Alien Hominid 100 Points

Unlock all the other Medals.

HATS! 100 Points

Unlock all the hats.

Upgrades Galore 100 Points

Buy all the Upgrades.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Brawl Royale

Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)

NoLegs 5 Points

Silly cat, get off ma lawn.

Red Mage 5 Points

That's not even a real sword.

Tonberry 5 Points

Go back to your cave.

Yoko 5 Points

Farukon Paaansh.

Black Waltz 10 Points

Wololo.

Lazarus 10 Points

Ma gun's bigger.

Mecha 25 Points

Systems failure imminent.

Natalie 25 Points

Go back to kitchen.

Canti 50 Points

Master the guitar.

Masochist 50 Points

Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.

Goku 100 Points

Save the universe from evil.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Burrito Bison Revenge

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)

The way the cookie crumbles 5 Points

Beat the crap out of the first opponent!

Bad boy, bad! 10 Points

Beat the crap out of the second opponent!

Terminated 25 Points

Beat the crap out of the third opponent!

+99 LCK 50 Points

Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!

Robbing the robbers 50 Points

Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!

To infinity and beyond! 50 Points

Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!

Power junkie 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

Yes, sir! 100 Points

Complete all missions!

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/315 points)

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Chompy

Medals Earned: 32/32 (405/405 points)

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gold level 3 5 Points

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gold level 4 5 Points

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gold level 5 5 Points

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gold level 8 5 Points

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gold level 9 5 Points

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gold level 10 10 Points

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gold level 11 10 Points

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gold level 17 10 Points

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Rich pig 50 Points

Beat the game

Pro speedrunner 100 Points

Get all Gold Times

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Crush the Castle: PP

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/285 points)

Castle Hater 5 Points

Beat all castles in Black Shores

Tutorial Smasher 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Black Shores

Castle Pusher 5 Points

Beat all castles in Umbria

Castle Crusher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Betsonia

Castle Destroyer 10 Points

Beat all castles in Dante Flats

Castle Smasher 10 Points

Beat all castles in Wintervale

Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points

Get gold in all castles in Umbria

Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Wintervale

No Survivors 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats

Resistance is Futile 25 Points

Get gold in all castles in Betsonia

I Hate Castles 50 Points

Crush all castles

Gold Medalist 100 Points

Get gold medals in all castles.