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Branches's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 221 (From 55 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,710 Points

Alien Hominid Xtreme

Alien Man Slaughter Unlocked 5/5/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Road Rage Unlocked 5/5/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Army Helmet 10 Points Unlock the Army Helmet.
Big Boy 10 Points Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Boom Baby 10 Points Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Dad n' Me 10 Points Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Don't hurt me 10 Points Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Elvis 10 Points Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
I would hover 4000 meters 10 Points Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Orange Cap 10 Points Unlock the Orange Cap.
Party Hat 10 Points Unlock the Party Hat.
Pimp my ride 10 Points Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Slippery 10 Points Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
And another 4000 25 Points Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
And I would hover 4000 more 25 Points Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
An Xtreme Alien Hominid 100 Points Unlock all the other Medals.
HATS! 100 Points Unlock all the hats.
Upgrades Galore 100 Points Buy all the Upgrades.
Devastation Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Havoc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/500 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 12/1/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 6/28/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 6/28/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 6/28/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 6/28/09
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 6/28/09
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 6/28/09
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 6/28/09
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 6/28/09
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)

BurritoBisonRevenge

The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 3/10/12
5 Points
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Bad boy, bad! 10 Points Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Terminated 25 Points Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
+99 LCK 50 Points Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Robbing the robbers 50 Points Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
To infinity and beyond! 50 Points Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Power junkie 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!
Yes, sir! 100 Points Complete all missions!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Tighty whitey power 10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/315 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 3/30/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Furball-slayer Unlocked 3/30/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Chibi-mage 10 Points Get all 4 spells
Demon-slayer 25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi 25 Points Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Slash-n'-burn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Chompy

gold level 1 Unlocked 11/10/14
5 Points
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gold level 2 Unlocked 11/10/14
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gold level 3 Unlocked 11/10/14
5 Points
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gold level 4 Unlocked 11/10/14
5 Points
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gold level 5 Unlocked 11/10/14
5 Points
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5 Points
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5 Points
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gold level 9 Unlocked 11/10/14
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gold level 10 Unlocked 11/10/14
10 Points
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gold level 12 Unlocked 11/10/14
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gold level 13 Unlocked 11/10/14
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gold level 30 Unlocked 11/10/14
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Rich pig Unlocked 11/10/14
50 Points
Beat the game
Pro speedrunner Unlocked 11/10/14
100 Points
Get all Gold Times

Medals Earned: 32/32 (405/405 points)

Communist in Space

Liberated Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!
Over 9000 50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 11/5/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 11/5/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher 5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher 10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Warming Up the Trebuchet 10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/285 points)